UPDATE: Marty Singer, the couple’s rep, told TMZ.com that he will sue anyone who publishes the “private, confidential tape,” adding that “from what I’ve seen, it’s a naked tape, not a sex tape.”
Normally I find celebrity sex tapes to be annoying and less than thrilling. However, a sex tape featuring the HOT HOT HOT Eric Dane (McSteamy from Grey’s Anatomy), his wife, actress Rebecca Gayheart, and former Miss Teen USA (2002) turned apparent Hollywood “madame” Kari Ann Pinache.
A 12 minute edited sneak of the tape can be found at Gawker. And in the video, the threesome (insert schoolgirl giggle here) appear to be quite inebriated. At one point, Gayheart even exclaims she has to lay down because she’s so high.
Oh. Like you haven’t been there.
They also strut about Pinache’s apartment naked, passing the camera around, all the while discussing what their porn star names would be. Should Dane take on a career in porn, his name would be: Tuff Hedeman. Then they obviously make their way over to the bathroom where the two chicks disrobe, hop in the jacuzzi, and hand off the camera to Dane.