I love when celebrities auction themselves off. It’s humorous as fuck.
At the Cracked X-mas Fundraiser in Los Angeles, three fans paid an incredible $12,000 for drinks with Anne Hathaway. But all proceeds for the night went to benefit the Trevor Project, a crisis helpline for LGBT youth.
That’s like, the most expensive drink ever.
“I’m not usually very forward, but I thought if there was ever a crowd for me to do something like this, this is my crowd so I would like to auction myself off,” she announced, “for drinks somewhere fabulous and basically get you totally shitaced. Tell me what I’m worth.”
However, the pretty star was a tad embarrassed as her price kept going up. “I’m blushing,” she said during the bidding process. “Wow, I feel really good right now.”
This can go both ways: on one hand, I’d be super thrilled that my price kept rising, because I’d be all ‘Wow, I’m fucking hot and popular’ – but on the other, I’d feel like a high class prostitute.
Anyone understand what I’m getting at?