Ugh, they’re a pair of idiots. And they get on my last damn nerve.
Famewhores Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt of The Hills got married in Vegas Mexico. “The minute we said our vows, I couldn’t stop crying,” said Heidi to Us Weekly – which, by the way, features the duo on the cover of their next issue (see pic above, duh). UM. HOW DO THEY GET THIS SHIT SO FAST?!
For those who are interested, here are the details of the “wedding.” They wed at the One & Only Palmilla Resort, just outside Cabo San Lucas, and the ceremony (which wasn’t planned) was held on the beach.
The couple were actually on vacation in Mexico when they decided to marry on a whim. Yea right, which is why Us Weekly was probably (and conveniently) there at the ceremony in order to make it a cover story.
No family members present for the ceremony, which lasted only 15 minutes. However, lots of people sure had a lot to say about the nuptials.
- Spencer’s sister, Stephanie Pratt told In Touch Weekly, “I am not surprised! I knew they would, and Cabo is definitely where they would do it.”
- Heidi’s dad Bill told People, “I would be upset if she got married and didn’t invite me!” And when asked what would happen if the rumors were true, he said, “Then we just have to have another wedding here!”
- Even Audrina Patridge spoke about the news, saying, “I’m so happy for them! When we all hang out, those two cannot keep their hands off each other. They are so in love and have stuck by each others side. I can’t wait to see pictures!”
The nauseating couple even released the VOWS they said to each other at the ceremony. Uh, barf! Who the hells releases their wedding vows?! Stupid.
Spencer’s vows: “Heidi, from the moment you came into my life, I knew my life would never be the same without you. You are the light in my life like the sun to the earth! Your loving warmth makes me want to be a better person. Being with you, I feel complete. I’m honored to even be able to call you my wife. You are the most amazing, loving and caring woman on this planet. I will love you forever and always.”
Heidi’s vows: “From the moment I met you, I knew I wanted to marry you. I never knew love existed like this. You have opened my eyes and shown me a new world. Every moment with you is magical and amazing. You are truly my prince charming and dream guy. I love you with all my heart and soul and promise to be the best wife to you every day for the rest of our lives. I can’t wait to see what life brings us. I will always be by your side!”
Someone who’s definitely NOT thrilled about their sudden rush to the altar is Heidi’s mom, who has made it very clear that she’s not Spencer’s biggest fan:
“I called her right before the ceremony, sort of hinted that something that happened, but her reaction was to ask me if we were breaking up! I told her it might be something else, and she said, ‘Well, if you ever plan on getting married just know that your stepdad is really upset that you want your father to walk you down the aisle,'” Heidi tells Us Weekly.
Pick up the new issue of Us Weekly on Wednesday for more details on the wedding.