Celebrity Addictionary Word of the Day:
botoned - adjective, Flesh stiffened by botox injections
Celebrity Addictionary Word of the Day:
botoned - adjective, Flesh stiffened by botox injections

“We definitely need a kid ASAP.”
- Spencer Pratt tells Ryan Seacrest on his radio show after discussing his “marriage” to Heidi Montag
Oh give me a fucking break. Vom.

I don’t care that she’s Paris Hilton, but I feel terrible for her – as you remember, someone broke into her house and stole $2 million worth of jewelry.
And Paris believes someone she knows stole the jewels!
“I think whoever did this, definitely has been there before. We have some suspects that I’m thinking of.”
Surveillance videos (she has them in each of her rooms) showed the robber, who was wearing a black hoodie, walking into Paris’ room and knew exactly where the jewelry was – indicating that the person had been there before.
Give her back the jewelry!

No need to write anything. Just that Robert Pattinson cut his hair, and is looking even hotter.
If that’s possible.