Hey kiddies,
Welcome to my blog, where you’ll get the 411 on all the latest gossip. Yea, that’s right, I don’t have anything better to do than try and put Perez Hilton out of a job.
Who the hell am I kidding – I love that man.
Ahem, anyway – check back often, and I’ll fill your pretty little heads with some super hush-hush happenings that are going on in Hollywood, and elsewhere of course.
Don’t ask me who my sources are, because I won’t tell you. But prepare yourselves for some juicy stuff! But I also have a life, so don’t be upset if I don’t update every 3 seconds. I don’t get paid from advertisers like Perez does.
…if you want to advertise with me, that’d be cool too, though.
Check back soon. It’ll be worth it, I swear.
Peace and love.
